Only I know how it truly went down.
While our esteemed Rico certainly presents a plausible version of events, the perfect linkages in his construct surely should make the discerning reader leery of accepting his version of events. The regrettable lack of Nick the Stick is merely the first in a series of gaping holes. I might also point out that the Wierema and Pontzer areas of Smash Bros. were largely separate save for the occasional reunion game. While the regular player of need hardly be reminded, our less practiced readers might not be aware that Samus' Up B is Falcon's best friend. Without the incapacitation provided by this nigh un-blockable move, the 10 second windup on our avian commander's punch renders it all but useless. Finally, I might add that Rico is not only wrong on the particulars but offers a strangely static vision of Smash Bros. history. As the records clearly show, while my play with Samus was unorthodox, it was undoubtedly the most effective style of play for that character. As I progressed to Falcon and Donkey Kong, rarely was I absent from the fray. The bizzare complaints of a certain roommate and Pontzer that my characters threw too much are otherwise inexplicable.
Oh, one more thing. Rico's analysis of the Ponz is spot on.
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Mommy, Daddy stop fighting! Can we settle this by getting the band back together? I'm ready to buy new Smash Brothers as soon as you guys give the word that we're going to get games rolling.
Ideally, though, they will come out with N64 Smash Bros on the virtual console. Then we can all get wireless 64 controllers and relive the past every night.
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