Hi-larious

I'm not a huge fan of those Chuck Norris statements, but this one really tickled my funny bone:

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Not sure why. I don't think it's even technically (if I can use that word with humor) the best. That award goes to:

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting requires some element of chance. Chuck Norris goes killing.

I'll have to ruminate on this.