First, we've got a man fulfilling the American Dream, i.e. fighting off a cougar with a chainsaw to save your wife and kids. There's not video included, but I imagine it went down something like this:
The article did say the cougar was starving, so just imagine ears on top of the zombies. A boomstick would have just been unfair. Dustin, was a man's man, and took on the beast fair and square.
In other news, I've often wondered what would happen in the Oscar Meir Wienermobile got in a crash. I now know.
Carry on.
1 comment:
As a follower of this blog, I feel I must comment on some grammar/spelling mistakes. 1. There is no need for a comma after Dustin. 2. Every child knows how to spell Oscar Mayer, as you seem to have forgotten. "My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my baloney has a second name, it's M-E-I-R???" Come on, now.
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