Newsflash!

Two items have crossed my desk that demand the widest circulation possible. Naturally, posting it here would most effectively disseminate this information.

First, we've got a man fulfilling the American Dream, i.e. fighting off a cougar with a chainsaw to save your wife and kids. There's not video included, but I imagine it went down something like this:



The article did say the cougar was starving, so just imagine ears on top of the zombies. A boomstick would have just been unfair. Dustin, was a man's man, and took on the beast fair and square.

In other news, I've often wondered what would happen in the Oscar Meir Wienermobile got in a crash. I now know.



Carry on.

You Can Run, But You Can't Glide

This magnificent site occurred at the Southwest corner of the main Arts building Monday.

I got to watch it for a good ten minutes. Apparently squirrels are a lot harder to eat than I thought, but then that bad boy didn't think to bring a knife with him. It was there for an hour and a half, merrily tearing away, until some idiot got to close and scared it off. Idiot.

My sodales and I are pretty sure it's a red-tailed hawk. The picture is from a gracious Sanskrit lecturer who happened to have a camera on hand.